Weaselling from the Scriptures

      ********************   IF   ******************** 

Additional education = higher education

Not shunning = shunning

Adjustments to understanding = re-writing most of the script

Removed = disfellowshipped

Elder = puberty started tuesday

Bethelite = cheap disposable worker

Remote worker = cheaper disposable worker

Lacking soundness of mind = reporting CSA

Discretion, confidentiality = covering up CSA

Freedom of religion = if that religion is us

Kingdom Hall = asset ; donation point

'Some at the time believed' = the GB taught dogmatically

Theocratic = lower gobshites obeying higher gobshites

Lifesaving preaching work = standing near a mobile rack of crap

Provision = unnecessary pain in the ass

Direction = Do it!

Special committee of elders = judicial committee

Government persecution = legal consequences for being nasty

New light = damage limitation

Neutral = unless they touch our money

Clarifying = weasel mode fully engaged

      ********************   THEN    ********************  

Missing meetings = modestly knowing your limitations

Independent thinking = thinking

Bad associations = bad for them

Inactive = finally having some time for you

Mentally deranged = freedom to think and learn

Viewing apostate material = learning the ABCs of their cult

Losing the love you had = starting to experience REAL love

Worldly = part of human society (outside of their 0.1%)

False reasoning = basic critical thinking skills

Isolating yourself = making new non-JW friends

Losing your faith = realising your can't trust them

Leaving the truth = less and less controlled by lies

Leaving Jehovah = leaving a shed that claims to be his embassy