30 [M4F] Indiana - What do you call a fake noodle?
...an impasta....
Sorry to start it off with a dad joke, but if it caught your attention....
...I have a Dad-a Base full of them
I am a 30 year old married man with one little boy. I'm 5'10 with a build that says I lift heavy things often, but I also love cookies. I have brown hair and eyes, glasses and a scruffy beard (I'm working on it, be nice). I have been called a nerdy jock as my interests range from LOTR and chess to college football and powerlifting.
I am looking for a married woman who also feels like something is missing from your life since marriage and kids. I am looking for someone who wants the feeling of "I'm not supposed to be doing this, but it feels so nice to be wanted again". I understand what you're feeling, I would love to create a great connection and then see what happens from there.
I have good OPSEC, but I am open to trading pictures early on. If you're interested in "Good morning beautiful" texts and the "check your phone every couple minute" feel then DM Me an interesting fact about you and let's get started!
Posted Feb 19, 2026, 3:13 PM UTC