looking for some specific lyrics... (help needed)

hi gang.

I'm trying to think of some grime lyrical 'threats'. can anybody help please?

Ideally they wouldn't be purely serious, Im after the kinda funny - a bit like devilman in LOTM saying Skepta has aids. Or JME's HSBC fob, Or You don't wanna bring arms out...

Any others you can think of?