39 [M4F] Reading These Posts Scratches that "People Watching" Itch

Hey! I'm 39, Canadian, EST. Married with one kid. Blue eyes, stubble, 6' tall, likes to yap. I pride myself on being able to talk about any subject, now that I said that I feel like people are instantly going to find the stuff I don't like to talk about and prove me wrong. (just no marvel and anime)

I'm looking for somebody that either doesn't take things that seriously, or is just stuck in seriousness dying to have a dumb guy in her phone who is dedicated to making her smile as much as possible. I am the person who can't help but laugh in the worst situations, but I promise, I'm not just laughing at other's misfortune, I find my own just as funny!

I'm ascared (intentional use of ascared) of AI! I can get pretty down on things when I think too hard about the direction the world seems to be heading. I've only ever dated curvy girls in my life. I like watching sports, weed is part of my unwinding routine at night, and I'm a gamer but I haven't been too avid since becoming a dad. I'm into walking, I've been teaching myself to cook, and I love dialects and accents.

I'm an eye guy, a thigh guy, and a rhubarb pie guy (ughhhhhhhhhh, I am cringing so bad at typing that I need to hurry and post this before that line ruins this whole idea for me!). But the most important thing to me is the chat chemistry. A great personality enhances physical attraction to me, but physical attraction can't make up for no chat chemistry. I'm starting to lose focus on what I'm trying to say here! Message me, let's rescue eachother from the routine.