Does anyone else have that one brutally humiliating memory they wish they could erase?

I have one specific memory from when I was like 16 that is just burned into my brain because it was so embarrassing and I wondered does everyone else too? This happened when I was still living at home. It was either Xmas break or spring break I can't remember which, and I was out partying, having fun, getting shit faced...normal young guy shit lol. I came home in the middle of the night and was of course a horny bugger. I knew where my dad locked away his dirty movies, playboys..etc. So I let myself in to this bookshelf of his and find his hidden drawer he thinks no one can find. My real mistake was instead of going in the garage or somewhere I decided to pop a video in and get comfortable. Needless to say within about 2 seconds my boxers are around my ankles and I'm going to pound town..And that is the very last memory of the night. I must have literally fallen asleep midstroke with my dick in my hand. The next thing I remember is hearing my dad making coffee. I immediately realize I am totally naked on the couch and my dad is just rolling his eyes. All the dirty movies and stuff were picked up and moved as if they never existed. I start trying to frantically find my underwear and he just lets me freak out trying to maintain my dignity while looking for my drawer. After a minute he points under the couch where my underwear are and says put some underwear on before the family gets up." But first go wash your hands and the rest of the mess. There is just a huge blob of dried jizz crusted to my stomach. I blasted out of their like a rocket 🚀