Any other short kings watch E9 and realize today was going to be a generalized hatefest?

Proving to be true so far. Not quite as universal as I thought but plenty of people who rightly deplore the body-shaming they saw directed toward Jess last night respond immediately with mentions of hobbits and trolls, knocks about how he's probably bad in bed because he's short, and armchair psychology about how he's an asshole because he's short.

Nope. He's an asshole because he's an asshole. Keep these things sorted or you're as bad as he is. Also, whatever you're typing about "he can't even reach her vagina," just take a second and ask yourself if a friend of yours who's under whatever height the internet has ratified as "tall enough" would feel great knowing what you think of them.

Meanwhile, though, just make the simplest analogy and ask yourself if you'd be typing "[female contestant] has an awful personality because she's [oh, whatever. I don't hate women so I'm not coming up with something.]" If not, concentrate on something else with this guy. There's plenty to talk about.

I'm not a straight guy, btw, so this isn't an honor among thieves thing.