[if i'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all](https://youtu.be/5Sy19X0xxrM)

**Why are you so fucking sexy?**

Some mix of genetics, catfish angles, and good lighting 😘😘

**Have you ever seated a stranger?**

Despite many applications, no one ever hired me as a hostess. So no. 😒

**What's your favorite kink?**

This is a really open ended question haha. I will say that in general, I'm v kink positive and it's always great when kinks line up with partners. I will say that like all things, I've found that my “favorite” kink highly varies with the partner it involves. As a broad list tho: I fucks with impact play, breath play, group, cum play, CNC. But also, after care always and on occasion, only soft praise and worship. 

**Fork or spoon?**

HAND 😤 but between the two, spoon. 🤓

**You into angel numbers or getting lucky?**

I ammmmm. My angel number is ✨2 ✨ any 4s out there??🤪 as far as getting lucky, we talking opportunity or fucking? 🤣 cause yes. 

**Favorite animal? (Non dog or cat)**

Penguin. Honu/sea turtle. Otter. Basically any little friend that wants to be by the water wit me 🥹🐧🐢🦦

**What is your love language?**

In the traditional love languages - quality time. 😮‍💨🫠😍 I don't need extravagant displays of affection, whether that's material gifts or “planned dates” or otherwise. Just being together, even in silence just doing our own thing - that's good enough for me. Time is so hard to come by as we get older and if you're willing to give me some of yours? Says a lottttt. 🥰

In an expanded sense - shit talking. 😇🤣 If you can take me poking fun at you a bit, it lets me know your ego isn't more important than our relationship. 

**What’s your fav comfort food?** 

Any “home cooking” always hits. Brekkie foods. But if I had to pick a single thing, butter sugar toast on King’s Hawaiian rolls or pan de sal🤪

**Do you have any funny accidents during sex?**

I don't think anything too funny. Definitely been elbowed in the eye, gotten cum in the eye, that kind of shit. I did have a classmate who needed a neck brace after some sex related accident. 😅

I'm nearly thru these - thanks to all who've humored me and let me indulge in the joy of early aughts “surveys” on Xanga, Myspace & Tumblr. 😘🫶🏽

i guess i gotta give part 2 of my confessions