34 [M4F] Cincinnati - The most embarrassing post you’ll read (again)

Ok, I’m going to be honest. This is the most embarrassing post I’ve ever made but it’s going to be incredibly sincere and honest. I also understand I’m most likely going to get lost in the wave of posts here but I’m juuuust drunk enough.

It’s been more than 3 years since I’ve been touched, let alone laid. I would love to break that but really I just want to lay on the couch and watch movies and cuddle. Granted sex would be cool.

So, a bit about me. I think I’m a relatively attractive guy (although dating apps are making me question that) I’m 6’2 with brown hair and blue eyes. I’m honestly really shy and don’t get out and do things on my own (hence the lack of physical connection). What I can promise you is someone who is incredibly caring, genuine, and open. I’m pretty generous as well and will buy all the pizzas we want.

I’m really tired of just not having someone to connect with. I like to go out and do things with someone so I’m not saying we just need to stay inside all the time. I’d like someone to consistently get with. Low pressure. I won’t ask you to dive into anything immediately because I do want some form of connection and comfortability for you and between us. I know there is a lot of risk involved so I’m happy to take things as slow as you need. My intentions are out in the open but I’m respectful and understanding.

I will say that while I don’t necessarily “need” sex it would be cool to knock the rust off but I know it won’t be great for you. I’m basically a virgin again. I do care though and will do everything I can to help “get you there” and would love to have a consistent thing going. I don’t need exclusivity but you can trust that I’m not out there sleeping with a bunch of people. I just kind of want something that starts pretty low key and maybe evolves or maybe doesn’t.

Idk. This is really dumb lol