35 [M4F] Hi, Haystack! It's me, Needle
- Male. USA (EST). Married. 5 kids.
I want someone with whom I can share my mind with, maybe even a piece of my soul with.
I want the excitement when my phone goes off, or the mehhh feeling when we're too busy to talk with one another.
We can talk about nothing, something, and everything in-between. I enjoy watching sports or a movie/show/documentary. Titanic is my all-time favorite film - I'm a sucker for a good love story. 😬
My humor is an acquired taste that some just can't acquire. I'm sarcastic, occasionally witty, and very much an asshole with a huge heart.
I'm one of those "hold on, give me 10 minutes" before an activity because I have to get high first. To say I'm 420 friendly is an understatement.
My hope is to find someone to go back and forth with on the Snappers throughout the day. If nothing else, I'm looking to make a great friend.
Please be willing to put in the effort in conversation, and I'd like to not live on Reddit forever.
Posted Feb 20, 2026, 4:29 PM UTC