41 [M4F] My pictures will make you openly thirst or 𝚢̶𝚘̶𝚞̶𝚛̶ ̶𝚖̶𝚘̶𝚗̶𝚎̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚋̶𝚊̶𝚌̶𝚔̶ I don’t want it

And yours will make me do the same. 😍

I’m very aware that I’m not perfect, but I am a catch. I’m very handsome with a fitness model body type. I realize many of you would find me more attractive if I didn’t know that. I know I’m a little vain and that I like me in the way I wish you would all like yourselves. I’m smart but a little snarky and sarcastic. I can be moody, quirky, and weird in a way some people really like. I consistently test positive for having a personality. I promise I’m not a narcissist, I’m not shallow, and I’m not an OA collector. I won’t make you carry the conversation. Please don’t make me carry it, either. If I dry text you, I expect to be left on read, and you can expect the same from me. 😘

I AM a kind person, and I like kind people. I am also a cake eater and ideally you are, too. There are a million reasons these things don’t make it past the first few days and there’s no hard feelings if that’s the case. I’ve never considered any of the chats I’ve had here to be a waste of my time because I know the journey is just as important as the destination. 🧘 ✨

I love the gym, but I try not to make it my whole personality. I also love to talk nutrition and cooking. I love my career, I’m in EST, and I’m more of an early bird than a night owl. I have actual interests and hobbies that I’d love to chat about privately! I’ll send lots of pictures and hope to receive lots too, not just of me but of my food, my dog, a view, or the ladybug I saw as I walked to lunch.

I generally go for women who are significantly younger than me; let’s say 25-35. I’m attracted to athletic or slim body types, pretty hair, fair skin, women who have their shit together, are ambitious, witty, and have a little bit of edge to their personality. I absolutely need to be attracted to your mind as well as your face and body. I am looking for something lasting and up for being exclusive but that’s not necessarily a requirement. Please be open to the possibility of meeting when the time is right.

It’s quite an ask, I realize. Tell me a few songs that sum up your vibe lately. Or not. Just don’t put spaces before your punctuation and not after. 🤢

I am married.