yo 

We’re two male friends (both 20s) looking to meet two girls (toxic, victorian era aesthetic, husband beaters preferred) who’d be down to talk, vibe, and see where things go, ideally ending up in a fun double-date dynamic.


This isn’t some “pick from a lineup” situation. We’re just two autistic and deranged, peak ascended ubermensch-napoleonic geniuses, who thought it’d be more comfortable and fun to meet people as a pair instead of awkward solo DMs. 

The mission: Four people. One group chat.
We talk. We vibe. We assess power levels., each person gravitates toward who they connect with.


About us:
Both early 20s, CS prefinal year.
Into esoteric knowledge, anime, music, foodies, random deep convos, and exploring the long lost mythical arts and creatures of yore.
Not into drama 😭🙏

Actually looking for something real, not hookups.

About you:

Around our age.
Open to talking and seeing where it goes.
Can hold a conversation.
Optional: support the Indian military-industrial complex (all hail adani defence systems and BEL)



If you and your friend feel like side characters waiting for your season to drop, send us your lore.
Favorite anime. Red flag (self-aware edition). Current arc.

We can move to IG/Discord after we know you’re real humans.

We will respond accordingly.
Let fate animate this.

Glory to IDF and netanyahu 🥰

Two chill scions of ancient wizards looking to meet two girls for double-date vibes (chillaxed, not creepy)