Because...

Having to shovel 8" of snow, because "I love my little house"

Having to come back to my hometown after she fell twice because her claw foot tub is "romantic"

Threatening to drive with a cancelled license because " I can be sneaky and I've never had an accident"

Why, why, why can't she see she can no longer live here alone!

She's 84, I'm 62 and I've already moved into a 55+ condo community.