As always, thank you for servicing me.

This subreddit is far and away miles better than that other place we must not speak of.

From now on I am implementing martial law in this subreddit. Anyone who gets caught venturing into the other 1811 subreddit shall face fines and penalties.

Now to kick off our new site wide remodeling campaign i want all the 1811s to drop a case which you worked that was declined by the prosecutors office. You can name names since it was declined anyways. Put them on blast! I want the juiciest stories!