Windy City Woe....

I have lived in 4-5 metro areas in the past 10 years. I can honestly say this is the worst. I have tried texting chicks on escort alligator, tried asking 7oh buyers at smokeshop, tried asking everyone, and I still cannot for the life of me find a decent friend up here. I even bought some stuff from a person nearby off of reddit but the person they directed me to sold me heavily cut H instead of fetty... is there truly no fetty in this godforsaken city? Everyone just does H like it's 2008? What is this!?!? The land that time forgot??? People keep talking about premixed bags of scramble, which dont burn on foil so I have to bang them against my already shite veins... I'm losing it.

If anyone in the chicago area has a legitimate connection that will accept CASH, please let me know. I will go out to suburbs, i'll go into the city, whatever works