This is how you have sex with Donovan
This is how you have sex with Donovan. You drop into a dead-heat starting stance, dig your toes into the dirt, engage your core, and wait his mouth to go off. As soon as you hear a sound escape his mouth, you blast off like you’re being shot out of a cannon. You don't wait for a second syllable. The moment that first breath of sound hits the air, you treat it like the starting pistol at the Olympic finals. You drive your knees up, pump your arms like pistons, and haul ass toward the nearest castle with zero intention of ever looking back. Yes, that's right. Make sure you squeeze your ass cheeks if you ever trip, because that's the only thing that can save your ass.
Posted Feb 21, 2026, 5:28 PM UTC
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