A surprise followed by first time eating (can't believe it actually happened)

This is a secret fetish for me. Wife isn't into anything butt related, which is a little disappointing, but we all have our likes and dislikes. And I care more about her than my kinks. So I knew the only way to taste her would be from anything left in the toilet. Then yesterday, there it was. Not expecting it at all. She takes pretty big shits. Nicely formed. Has a very healthy diet. This 6 inch log was just left there floating around because the toilet couldn't handle it in the first flush. No idea how long it has been there. Not now than an hour because it has structure and want just mush. I keep Ziploc bags in my cabinet for this exact reason. I grab a bag and fish out my prize. In the bag it goes and then down to the garage freezer. Triple bag and shove it was in the back behind some freezer cooler blocks.

Longest 2 hour wait until the house goes to sleep. Once the house is quiet, downstairs I go. Grab the bag and some gloves (the smell stays on skin more than anticipated). First thing I do is open the bag and stick my face in the opening and just breathe. Long deep breaths. It's what I would call "classic dookie smell". Nothing too potent or characterizing.

I then break off a small nugget and wrap the rest back up and back into the freezer. Then my nugget gets a good sniff and a tongue taste. It's crazy how little taste there was/is. After a minute of "are you really going to do this" rushing in my head, it really goes in my mouth. Moving it around in my mouth. Again not much taste. Earth and sweet-ish. Then the moment came. Firmly and confidently with my tongue I smear it on the roof of my mouth. I get my first experience of taste and texture. Both remain surprising.

Texture: much more smooth than expected. Slight unrecognizable fragments. Very small. But the smoothness. It just sort of melted.

Taste: still earthy and "sweet" but also a slight campfire or slightly chargrilled flavor.

It was completely coating every party of my mouth. I swallowed as much as I dared to. PNC hit VERY hard after. In fact, I barely even remember the nut. I knew I couldn't swallow whatever was left in my mouth so I just started spitting it out in the trash. I was laughing at my panic and wretched HARD 3 or 4 times. But then got control of it. Continued with clean up, which was minimal. Ate a few things to reset the feel in my mouth and then got back in bed.

As I lay there next to my wife my obsession with her intensified as I realized I have now drank her piss and eaten her shit. I feel like she could go for an hour workout in 90 degree weather, come home and take a huge shit and I would gladly be her toilet paper.

I am currently enjoying figuring out what and when I will use more. I definitely want some true alone time. A couple of hours truly alone in the house. And I am going to push myself even more. And I can't wait.