32 [M4F] #Iowa #USA #online - yearning for a dominant busty partner

Are you the One Ring? Cuz you're Precious.

I'm 5'3", white, with an average build, green eyes, shaved head, and a ridiculous mustache. Goofy, nerdy, introvert. 420 friendly. Leftist. Agnostic. Chronic illness endurer. Monogamous. Child-free. Neurodivergent. Basically, an autistic garden gnome. I'm a golden retriever boy looking for his black cat girl.

I like to think of myself as a patron of the arts. For a time I was a concert promoter, specializing in heavy metal and hardcore punk. I also have an appreciation for folk, blues, jazz, orchestral, goth, synth, and other genres. A few of my favorite artists are Blind Guardian, Candlemass, Judas Priest, Testament, Anaal Nathrakh, Oathbreaker, Devil Master, Gulch, Arcanist, and Erang.

Big fantasy and sci-fi dork. Film, books, comics, video games, D&D, I'm for everything. Love dipping my toes into different worlds. Attempting to teach myself screenwriting in hopes of putting bringing my own silly little worlds to life. Big fan of Tolkien. Always learning about history, mythology, and the world in general.

Here for the goofs, goths, and geeks. I love women who are intelligent, funny, affectionate, passionate, empathetic, creative, and open-minded. I'm open to different body types, but I'm definitely a boob guy. Bonus points if you're tall or muscular. Please be between 25 and 45.

Sexually, >!I'm a switch with a 6" dick. Typically vanilla but open to exploring; particularly curious about roleplay and cosplay. Big fan of tittyfucking.!<

Looking for a woman who's down to get into heated debates over media, ramble about her current hyperfixations, explore the world, and call me a good boy.

Let's talk! What piqued your interest?