CHEESE ON PIZZA IS ANNOYING!!

Don't get me wrong, I actually like mozzarella on my succulent, glorious pizza BUT I get annoyed when the cheese gets all stringy. Imagine this, you take a bite of your pizza and the cheese starts stringing all over the place so you just lose it. Even worse, you try to bite it to swallow the cheese and THEN it gets stuck in your throat and you choke...(not dying but just coughing) ALSO, DOES ANYONE EAT PIZZA AND YOU TAKE A BITE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE CHEESE AND TOPPINGS GO IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR LEFT WITH A PLAIN, TOMATO-COVERED BASE. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? I END UP EATING ALL THE CHEESE AND TOPPINGS AT ONCE?! WTF. SOS XX