Mr. Orange(and black)

Spaceport Matriarch, I was coming up out of the tunnels by the raider hatch we all use. I heard some fighting going on and thought it was some Arc on Raider violence. To my dismay I run to the door to see you reloading your stitcher with a fallen raider behind you, instantly I knew. I immediately turn to run as you start unloading all over my back. I make it around the corner but alas your shitty aim and two reloads finally took me down. As I shout “Noooo!! I see a multitude of help coming my way. Two raiders from the launch tower and a very friendly Hornet begin to avenge me before you can knock me. I watch as the Hornet stuns you and a hail of gunfire(very accurate gunfire I may add) comes your way from 200m away. As you stumble to your hiding place where we first met, my heroes come to my aid. As they defib me and then pursue you I shout “orange and black don’t defib him, orange and black” I follow my heroes into your room with my carebear energy and 9 defibbs(in case my heroes fall) I watch as they absolutely cook you and you crawl to the doorway, silent. They allow me the honor of knocking you but I humbly decline as I have a 0 knock down stat to maintain. As we loot your free loadout, we move on to take the Matriarch. In the end as we all go to the raider hatch, full of glorious loot, I see your body in the doorway. Good Riddance.

Posted Feb 22, 2026, 4:55 PM UTC

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