Ashley and Alex’s relationship is a laughing stock

• The constant talking about having anal sex all the time, especially on the first night is insane. Why do we as viewers need to know this?

• The constant trauma dumping Alex does because he’s got nothing better to do. We don’t need to know you’re an accident baby.

• Ashley never has anything interesting to say and neither does Alex. Just two duds

• Alex doesn’t like cuddling or touching Ashley. It’s more than just a “lack of sex”. Ashley says he’s completely stopped touching her.

I don’t believe these two are getting married. I think Alex will break up the relationship.