Question for the yanderes out there

Hello

I'm currently writing a list on how to beat any type of person I can think of, mostly because I'm bored but also I'm in a mood after thinking about my life and shi

The entries have to be charge it funny, I've got the classic geologist one, one for guitarists, femboys, architects and more

So if you had to tell me, how would one creatively beat a yandere?

Thanks internet Reduced138