https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136409784#big_0

(Kinda gets serious at some point so yeah)

"Ooooooo Maaaaaaasterrrr~!" 

"M-master, are you asleep?" 

*Uruoi hears the voices of Ade and Velvet right next to him, shooting his eyes open to see both bunny girls laying on each side of him.*

"W-wha-?" 

"Finally awake Master~?" 

"Velvet?" "Ade?" 

"Y-yes Master, we're both here." 

"I-it's 3 in the morning, why are you guys wearing your bunny suits-" 

*Velvet suddenly pounches on Uruoi, stealing his lips in a passionate kiss while Ade sat there in utter shock.*

"V-Velvet!" 

"What, i can't give Master a nice and warm good morning kiss~?" 

"W-we agreed to talk to him first!" 

"Talking is soooo boring, I prefer to hop straight to the action~." 

*Oh I guarantee you, SOMEONE's gonna be hopping alright!*

"M-master, please forgive my colleague's antics and-!" 

*Uruoi puts his hand out to silence the frantic bunny girl.*

"I'm guessing you two aren't here to discuss another secret mission by Mustang.. "

" N-no we did get a task from him. "

" Ugh, what is it? "

*Velvet chimes in.*

" Apparently some naughty naughty customer has been forging horrible documents against Coin Rush and the Boss and you know how he gets when his precious entertainment is threatened~."

*Don't tell me...*

" Don't tell me it's that guy you had stowed away for 3 days straight? "

" Noooooo, it's a different guy. "

*Good, had enough of him and his antics.*

" So who's the target? "

*Ade then pulls out a tablet from her collapsible suitcase (yes her suitcase can hold weapons and turn into a weapon, just go with it) and powers it on, scrolling through her messages to pull up the image of the man Mustang is looking for.*

"It's this man right here, a mister Robinson Jankovski." 

*Wait a second....*

"Say that name again..." 

"Robinson Jankovski." 

*Uruoi clenches his fists and starts biting down on his teeth, almost as if he's trying to hold in something that shouldn't have any business of coming out.*

*Somewhere in the middle of Valleyson, California before the Commander school days.*

"We find the defendant Robinson Jankovski not guilty." 

"YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING, HE HURT MY WIFE AND BROKE INTO OUR HOME, I'LL KILL HIM!" 

*Uruoi didn't remember much from his childhood, however he remembered the specific moment where his father had lost his mind in a court hearing after witnessing the man who assaulted his mother walk free with his head down.*

"I'LL KILL THE SON OF A BITCH, YOU HEAR ME ROBINSON?!" 

*He remembered his father having to get held back by 12 men to avoid Robinson suffering a broken neck or worse.*

"I'LL KILL YOU!" 

*On that fateful day, Uruoi never thought about it again but hearing the name of his Mother's assisilant brought back the fury his father had taught him to suppress.*

*It brought out thoughts not even the most deranged of heretics would conjure up.*

*I'll take the bastard and rip his heart out for Mustang to hang in his office, I'll find his goddamn house and burn to the ground, I'll strangle the asshole right in-front of an entire crowd!*

*The last thought he had was one that would forever taint his soul.*

"I'll KILL the bastard...." 

"Master?" 

*Shit, said my thought loud.*

"Yes Ade?" 

"You seem troubled....is something wrong?" 

"No.....it's nothing." 

"Hehehehehe, you're a terrible liar Master~." 

"Velvet...." 

"I've seen that look on too many faces, but never did I think that the day would come that I'd see it on yours.~" 

"V-Velvet, please do not provoke Master anything further-!" 

*Uruoi gently slides Velvet off him and starts getting ready.*

"When do we head out?" 

"M-master please, you've just woken up-" 

"I said, when do we head out?" 

*Uruoi grabs his sidearm from his desk and cocks it back, declaring his bad intentions to the two bunnies besides his bed.*

" Oooo my, Master's bringing his toys~!"

*Velvet treats this as a joke, meanwhile Ade is silently texting the Counters and other Nikkes to be on standby.*

*Ade hasn't seen Uruoi lose his temper not once, usually when Uruoi's in a bad mood he'll try to laugh it off or take a nap, hell maybe even visit RS-01 and play with One.*

*But this time, there's no Rapi to disarm him, no Anis to calm him down, no Neon to rant on and on about how firepower.*

*This is Uruoi at his angriest.*

*Nor Andersen or Marian could calm him down were they present.*

*He hasn't felt like this since that incident with Crow and Heavenly Ascension.* (Story coming on that soon)

*He hasn't felt pure rage seep into his bones ever since that day happened.*

"....." 

**"You can never fall to the dark side." **

"...." 

**"You'll think taking a life is easier until you've actually done it, telling ya it ain't." **

"...." 

**"Always keep a cool head, even in the most dire of situations." **

*All those words from his closest friends and mentors flew through his head, trying to combat the hurricane of rage that grew more and more.*

*Those words fell on deaf ears.*

"Master....." 

*Ade walks over to Uruoi, gently lowering her soft hand against his while using the other hand to embrace him.*

"I might not know the history between you and that man, but I know that this can't be what you wish for him." 

"..... "

*Velvet walks over, suddenly smacking Ade's gentle bottom with the force of a freight train.*

" KYAAAAA~!"

*Ade's hands shoot back to her bottom in response to that sudden attack.*

" V-Velvet?! "

" Sorry, had to lighten the mood someway~!"

" S-still~!"

" Oh come on, I didn't hit you THAT hard!" 

*Uruoi then lowers himself onto to the bed and sticks his hand out of grab Velvet's shoulder.*

"Huh?" 

*Velvet is then pulled into a fiery kiss courtesy of Uruoi.*

"MMMMMP~!" 

*Maybe.....maybe this'll help me take my mind off things.*

"O-oh my, Master! "

" Ade get over here. "

" H-huh?! "

*Velvet then perks up.*

" Yeah come on Ade, Master wants us both to himself~!" 

"B-but I-!" 

"More for me then~!" 

*As Velvet goes to continue the saliva swapping, Ade walks up behind her and grips her bottom with the ferocity of a rabid animal.*

"AAAA~!" 

*Velvet snaps her head back.*

"There we are, there's the Ade i've been waiting for~!" 

*Ade then climbs onto of Uruoi, pinning one arm down while Velvet gets the other.*

"I won't lose to you, not ever." 

"Hehehehehe, someone's confident~!" 

*Uruoi then immediately realizes what's about to happen.*

"W-wait hold up ladies, can't we just go one at a time?!-" 

*They both lock eyes and then stare back at their captured master, both of letting out one word that sank Uruoi's heart.*

**No.**


*Welp, that mission will have to wait.*

(Might or might not be a second part coming)

[Ade: Bunny Agent and Velvet: Sensual Rabbit Encounter: Two Lovely Bunnies, One Vengeful Rabbit]