Infinite Flesh Golem Loop Wipes My Run
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This was by far the funniest wipe I've had so far. Flesh Golem lets you make a 20 HP golem that has some of your spells at a cost of -10 HP for the whole party. I was fighting Marshmellow and she charmed my necromancer early on. He proceeded to use Flesh Golem, and all the subsequent flesh golems also knew the ability Flesh Golem, which they proceeded to cast as much as possible. But each time they used it, they faced the -10 HP penalty, which led to them dying after two uses. But by that point there were new flesh golems casting flesh golem, etc etc etc...
The whole thing probably took about 15-20 minutes to resolve itself. I couldn't even be mad. My ONLY gripe is that if it costs -10 HP to your party, and the golems are technically on Marshmellow's team due to the charm, shouldn't it cost her 10 HP every cast?
Posted Feb 22, 2026, 5:05 PM UTC