39 [M4F] #NYC Snowday and your work or classes are cancelled and can’t sleep

It’s snowed a lot here, more than the average Reddit man claims to hang between his legs. You can’t sleep, college classes or work are cancelled and you need some fun.

I’m 39, near NYC, 6’1 tall, fit, athletic, laid back, playful, sarcastic, a trimmed beard, well endowed and very thick. I can share photos/videos to verify I’m real.