"March 31, 2022" - A KF Creepypasta

(I do not actually want Alex or anyone who works on Infowars to die IRL! This is just part of the story!)

Hello. My name is Nunuf Yurbyzness.

I am a HUGE fan of Alex Jones, and I make sure to hug my body pillow of him before I go to sleep.

I have Infowars hoodies, Infowars mugs, heck, my son even has an Infowars backpack for preschool!

I know that I am raising my child right for goodness sake!

Anyhow, while I was looking through those pesky liberal liar groups on FB, one of them mentioned this show thing called "Knowledge Fight".

I thought that it was a pro-Alex show because it gives Alex pretty blonde hair.

But I then found out I was...wrong.

I clicked on the first episode, and it was 2 random (probably drunk) dudes talking about how Alex is evil while spreading DEMONIC liberal viewpoints (and supporting SOROS).

I was terrified. But at the same time, I got a little bit of morbid curiosity.

I decided to scroll on their episode list until I saw episode 666.

The episode was titled "March 31, 2022" (which was the day before April Fools Day).

I thought that the episode was going to reveal the show was a joke, but it was WAY different.

It started out with an intro that was a song/splice remix of Alex saying words over a techno beat by DJ Danarchy (or at least I think that was their name).

The show started...off.

It started with Dan saying "You know what, since it is the 666th episode, we may as well kill Alex".

Jordan said 'WTF Dan? All because of an episode number?"

Dan kept attempting to argue why killing Alex would be a great idea, and then Jordan gave up.

It then cut (in audio) to them in front of the Infowars headquarters.

They knocked on the door, pretending to be members of Jehovah's Witness.

After one of the only women employees opened the door, they ran inside.

Alex was filming an episode about how, if you look closely at the Epstein images, you can see his left eyebrow is slightly less dark than the other one.

They then ran in...and shot Alex point blank.

This utterly devastated me, and I went to cuddle the body pillow I had of him, hoping that this was fake.

The episode then had them both go into full crazy mode and attempt to kill the other employees.

Thankfully, the rest of the bullets missed, and they both got arrested.

The episode ended with a news report of 2 people getting arrested after Alex got assassinated.

To this day, I will never watch an episode of this SINFUL show again (unless if they convert to Christianity in prison).

(Also, if you make a reading of this/repost it, make sure to credit me!)