Rules Ao tells Jergal to follow in BG3

Ao: Jergal, buddy, I need you to clean up the Dead Three’s mess.

Jergal: Why not just send Helm to smite them?

Ao: No. I just need you to… babysit some adventurers.

Jergal: Oh. Are they Elminster‑tier?

Ao: They’re level 1 with brain slugs.

Jergal: …Right.

Ao: Just resurrect them when they ask.

Jergal: Easy.

Ao: Except sometimes you can’t.

Jergal: What.

Ao: Also you can’t revive them if four of them die at once.

Jergal: What!

Ao: And only if they keep the tadpole.

Jergal: Why?

Ao: Charge them 200 gold each time.

Jergal: At least there’s payment.

Ao: You can’t get mad if they steal the gold.

Jergal: Oh come on.

Ao: Also recruit extra souls for them when needed.

Jergal: Anything ELSE.

Ao: Yeah, help them unlearn everything and rebuild themselves as a different class.

Jergal: And what do I get.

Ao: You may deliver one or two snide comments.

Jergal: Wow. Generous.

Ao: Also, occasionally… big boobs.

Jergal: EXCUSE ME?