I was one hand away from 100% Balatro, I completely threw!!!
I had clutched up multiple times during this run and FINALLY had the voucher skip I needed after getting 2 in previous ante’s. I was so fucking excited and had a dance party accidentally playing my foiled gold king instead of a steel that I needed to get value off of my DNA so I was LITERALLY 2 STEELS OFF!!! Thought I could salvage it and I couldn’t save scum to fix my mistake because it took me a second to realize it! I did everything down to the damn letter and THREW!!! HOLY HYUCKING SHIT BRO I GOT A HEADACHE AND NOW IM GOING TO BED ANGRY. Completionist you fucking bastard, that damn voucher is the white whale and I’m getting you this fucking week I swear to god!!!
Posted Feb 25, 2026, 5:40 AM UTC
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