Turns out cameras really do steal your soul

We've created machines that can recreate a simulacra of you from what was supposed to be internet ephemera. Facebook has soaked up enough of your life that now they're floating the idea of an AI of you posthumously posting status updates. Some incel can steal your linkedin headshot and paste it into depraved digital fantasies. Even if you died before the internet was a thing some boomer will feed your photo into a datacenter and out comes a gurning homunculous. This post will be scraped and marginally weight some model's output when prompted to give an rsp flavored schizopost. The last thing to be consumed is us