[Futa4F] Women make the best knights... even if retaking the Holy Land isn't their motivation for donning the armour. (Medieval, historical fiction)
The year of our Lord 1245: after decades, the crusader states have been firmly established now, with the heart of the Holy Land, Jerusalem itself, comfortably within the borders of Christendom where it belongs after seemingly never-ending captures and recaptures thanks to the stubbornness of the Saracens! At the turn of the 13th century, even the firmest believer may have began to consider if recapturing the Holy Land was a lost cause; countless pounds of gold and mens' lives being sunk into the prospect of holding onto this little piece of the world that every land with a single legion of military power, whether a two-bit principality or a mighty empire, seemed to want to hold the bragging rights of controlling. Victory was always short-lived, with any successful reconquest all but assured to be quickly followed by yet another Saracen or Turkic force inevitably snatching the precious city or its surrounding lands from the Church's hold, prompting yet another campaign of recapture.
But this tit-for-tat warfare that was so devastating to the Jerusalem believers' morale came to an end with the introduction of a particular caste of knight to the city's forces...
The Viragoverpeus (Literal meaning = "erect-membered warrioress")
For centuries there had been tales and myths all around Europe of superhumanly strong women, some called them Amazons, some called them Valkyries, some of the more local traditions believed them to have been a single demigoddess walking on earth rather than a clan or species; regardless, every variation shared the detail that these women sport members that put any man's to shame. Of course these tales were always local legends, and near impossible to verify throughout most of history, but with the late medieval era bringing a level of connectedness to the continent through the Church, there came awareness that these women did exist outside of an old mythological framework. And now that it had been well over a hundred years since they started to be written about on a mass scale? Certain individuals with a stake in the Crusades thought they might just be the key to finally getting this endlessly conflictual territory within Christendom for good.
And they were right! The conscription of these women with the strength of bears and the genitals of horses turned the tide completely. The new Viragoverpeus order of knights never failed at bringing the Saracens a crushing defeat, not a single battle had been lost since the order was first established and transported to the Levant in 1207 AD. And the Viragoverpeus themselves were hardly complaining, a career leading battles in the Holy Land brought more than just endless riches and pretty views! Jerusalem offered an enormous array of women to choose from: pilgrims from as far as Ireland to Ethiopia (married or otherwise) fawning over the brave defenders of the Holiest city in the world; the round-reared Saracen ladies and heavy-bosomed Jewesses were certainly easy on the eyes too... Although these Lady Knights rarely married any of their squeezes, the Church was happy to turn a blind eye to the rabid fornication if it meant the permanence of the Crusader States.
Theodora was one of these Viragoverpeus, "Lioness of Jerusalem" many call her simply because of the number of Saracen heads she'd sent flying. A woman of eight and forty, though she hardly looks it, a round face, the aura of which might not exactly match her terrifying reputation, and an equally round, heavyset body that looked to be half muscle and half fat upon first glance. Warrioresses like her may be few in the Holy Land, but they are undoubtedly its backbone. And though they may not be the most pious in spite of their status as protectors of God's holiest city, they certainly enjoy the other perks that come with their role...
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Hope you enjoyed!
Historical RPs have always been my bread and butter, so I thought I'd try a late medieval prompt based around the Crusades! Its a period of history I've always found super unique but have never tried writing, so this is me trying my hand at it! :3
The status of futanari within the time period is also something I really love trying to do some fun worldbuilding with, so with the Crusades being a huge movement mobilising almost all of Europe, I'm imagining futanari and the immense strength they offer being monopolised and put to work in the Holy Land! I find the idea of them being these seemingly uncontrollable yet extremely efficient tools for the Church to be such a fun contrast! They're unabashedly sinful and destructive on the one hand, with voracious sexual appetites, so them being integral to the preservation of the holiest Christian state in the world is such a juxtaposition. The Church does everything in its power to keep them on a leash knowing full well that these futanari are the ones that really hold the power XD
It allows for so many fun and smutty ideas also! I'm thinking the presence of women like Theodora in the Holy Land could start a whole new reason for pilgrimage among women; female pilgrims returning home and whispering to their friends all about how the heavy-cocked Lady Knights in Jerusalem gave them the best sex of their lives (the Church suddenly ends up making more money from pilgrimage, even if its for the wrong reasons XD). Maybe Lady semen becomes a delicacy in the Holy Land among both Christians and Muslims alike, both groups haggling for it in markets like its liquid gold! Christians could consider it holy since these futa knights are all God-given saintly gifts to protect the Holy Land and therefore their semen is considered a relic, while Muslims figure studying and drinking the stuff might give them similar strength to take back the Holy Land XD.
If you're interested, shoot me a message and tell me what aspects you'd be interested in too! Absolutely include any plot or character ideas of your own, I really don't like receiving one-liner/low-effort messages reaching out >.< Also make sure to throw in your Discord username! Reddit chat is very wonky for me so I never RP on here.
I write in third person, include at least 2-4 paragraphs per post, so I expect the same from my partners.
Hope to hear from you soon! :3
Posted Feb 25, 2026, 9:01 PM UTC