I overheard the craziest thing tbh

I literally overheard someone in my cubicle cluster at my office… I’m the only one who plays Cup Pong by Game Pigeon, that I know of in my cluster. anyways, I overheard a coworker whisper to another “you can’t have a six pack abs and embody the badboy archetype if you play Cup Pong by Game Pigeon”. kinda made me sad because I’ve been working towards both of those things. I do planks and I dress like a bad boy. i literally have a leather jacket that I wear. I have jeans and converse Allstars. I grease my hair into a pretty cool pompadour. sometimes at lunch I go out front and stand leaned up against the brick wall of the entrance and smoke a cigarette. we have a shared common area by my cubicle cluster where sometimes (twice a week usually) do planks for a little while. I usually do 6 sets of 15 seconds. idk what that has to do with anything.

so if I play cup pong, why does that matter? how does that make me any less of a bad boy? what does it have to do with my abdominal muscles… idk. maybe I work with the wrong kinds of people.

tl;dr: can a greaser who does planks play Cup Pong by Game Pigeon?

Posted Feb 25, 2026, 9:05 PM UTC

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