This is how you KNOW she’s hideous

I really hope she sees this because it will be BEYOND humbling. TMI warning btw.

I fill my boyfriend in on the Ash Trevino lore so we have something to laugh at together.

Well he got an ummm an erection at a bad time and whispered in my ear “I need to think about Ash” and the tent immediately went down.

She quite literally kills boners bahahaha.

In the wise words of Johanna “She’s so fucking ugly!” “How do you fuck that thang?”

Thanks Ash for your ugliness. It saved my man from an embarrassing moment.