Free guitar???Anybody?? Anything??

This has probably already been done to death, but does anyone have a beat up old guitar they'd be willing to part with? Music is my soul - i started playing when I was 12, many MANY years ago... lately I've been getting the itch to try playing again, but I'm dead broke, so I thought it couldn't hurt to try. I'm in the Kalamazoo MI area, on the off chance someone will take me up on this.

Thanks for your time, and please feel free to skip the hate reply!

KK