Welcome to my TED Talk
Celeste has been out for what 2 weeks now and people (Especially on my team - I play Celeste and everyone scatters, enemy plays Celeste and its a group hug) love to hug and form a tight circle when Celeste throws her ult so welcome to my TED talk.
When Celeste throws her ult and it lands you will see the Icon on the Dynamo circled in red (in case you can't see it), you can see this on all your allies and you can see this when you have the ball on yourself, instead of going to your team mates and hugging them, use those eyes of yours to look at the mini map, this will send information to the brain in which the brain can then determine to hold down W to FUCK OFF AWAY FROM THE TEAM PREFERABLY TO THE LIKES OF MARS till the ult is no longer applied.
TLDR: Have Celeste ult on you? Use social distancing rules from COVID19 times and scatter the fuck away from each other
Thank you for coming to my TED talk,
Someone whos sick of taking a bajillion damage cause of group hugs
Posted Feb 26, 2026, 3:23 AM UTC