Nick's DSP Pizza Coverage Scandal

My brother in Christ have you ever *had* pizza in Florida???

Florida is in the top 3 if not the *number one* state that New Yorkers move to. We can't get away from you fuckers. I can't tell you how many pizza places I've walked into and been asked "what the fuck you want" in that authentic New York^tm accent.

if you want a good New York slice anywhere outside of New York, put your money on Florida.

We get enough shit, Nick. Please rescind your slander.