39 [M4A] PA/Online - Really I just want to be dressed up and fucked until I forget who I am

Outwardly I'm as straight as it gets. Sexy wife, nice house, good job - all of it. But I have this nagging urge that gets worse when I'm horny. My wife thinks I buy expensive lingerie for her, when the reality is as soon as she's out of the house l'm throwing it on myself and wishing I had a guy in bed with me doing the same.

I'm not really much for the idea of dedicated tops and bottoms. I'm more of a switch who daydreams about two guys clad in the sexiest, sluttiest outfits imaginable and moaning like a couple of valley girls while we take each others' dicks. Call each other girls' names and spend our time together being each others' dirty little secret cock wives. And it’s ComicCon season, so maybe we can do some cosplay over top? Maybe even fuck for an audience?

I'm not sure if this will resonate with anyone, but if it does - please hit me up. Chats, DMs, smoke signals, carrier pigeons. I don't care. Just come fantasize with me about drinking each others' cum out of champagne glasses while we're decked out in some Honey Birdette sexiness.

A brief list of what I'm into - dress up (cosplay and lingerie get massive bonus points), sloppy blowjobs, 69ing, switching, cum play, dirty talk, secrecy

Things which are a hard no - any violence, toilet stuff, animals, incest, and people with generally crap attitudes

If this is up, I'm looking. Please be fucking enthusiastic and slutty. Talk about walking in swinging your cock around in an expensive thong or something. Don’t be shy and don’t tiptoe around the subject. We’re here to explore and be filthy so let’s do it.