My girlfriend is a Nuggets fan and I wanna get her a jersey with a cute/silly/funny name on it. Help me out!

She picked the team this year because chicken nuggets are her favorite food. That should give you some insight into how silly she is.

That's why I'm not gonna go for like, Jokic or Carmelo Anthony. I wanna get her a jersey with an interesting name on it. And by "interesting", I mean something that will appeal to a goofball like her. Some kind of last name that is funny, silly, cute, fun to say, etc. Anything like that.

It doesn't matter if they were only on the team for 1 season, or less than 1 season. Anybody who has ever been on the team is fair game.