Warhammer 40k Incorrect quotes
Leman Russ: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Magnus the Red: You are a hazard to society.
Mortarion: And a coward. Do 20!
Emperor of Mankind: You three explain NOW!
Roboute Guilliman: It was Magnus.
Lion El'Jonson: It was Magnus.
Vulkan: It was Magnus.
Magnus: ...crap
Mortarion: Guys, I bought a giant snake. What should I name him?
Ferrus Manus: You did WHAT?!
Sanguinius: William Snakesphere.
Vulkan at Corvus Corax's Funeral: Guys, I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Vulkan: Listen, Corvus, I know you are alive. Trying to skip Father's marathon speeches.
Corvus: Yeah, no sh**
Roboute Guilliman: What is a word between "sad" and "mad"?
Sanguinius: Disgruntled, dissolute—
Leman Russ: Smad.
Vulkan: Remember, everyone, violence is never the answer
Konrad Curze: You are right, Vulkan violence is never the answer
Vulkan: Correct, Curze. The next lesson is—
Konrad Curze: Violence is the question, and the answer is YES!
Vulkan: Konrad NO!
Posted Feb 26, 2026, 7:55 AM UTC