Warhammer 40k Incorrect quotes

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Leman Russ: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Magnus the Red: You are a hazard to society.

Mortarion: And a coward. Do 20!

Emperor of Mankind: You three explain NOW!

Roboute Guilliman: It was Magnus.

Lion El'Jonson: It was Magnus.

Vulkan: It was Magnus.

Magnus: ...crap

Mortarion: Guys, I bought a giant snake. What should I name him?

Ferrus Manus: You did WHAT?!

Sanguinius: William Snakesphere.

Vulkan at Corvus Corax's Funeral: Guys, I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Vulkan: Listen, Corvus, I know you are alive. Trying to skip Father's marathon speeches.

Corvus: Yeah, no sh**

Roboute Guilliman: What is a word between "sad" and "mad"?

Sanguinius: Disgruntled, dissolute—

Leman Russ: Smad.

Vulkan: Remember, everyone, violence is never the answer

Konrad Curze: You are right, Vulkan violence is never the answer

Vulkan: Correct, Curze. The next lesson is—

Konrad Curze: Violence is the question, and the answer is YES!

Vulkan: Konrad NO!

Posted Feb 26, 2026, 7:55 AM UTC

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