Niko proves it: you can become anything

The prophecy spoke thus: on his sixth birthday, Niko would be forced to eat cement. His birthday came and went, and did he? No! Proud, brave Niko ate only fish.

If Niko can overcome a prophecy issued at his birth, you can too. Nothing is set in stone, nothing is inevitable, your fate is in your hands and your hands alone. Set out like Niko into the new day, say OUGH to the inevitable, PFFBGSH to the Moirai, roll away from the powerless past into a new and beautiful future! No fate is sealed!

Wait, hold on, poor choice of words—