America: A satirical narrative poem written in loose rhymed quatrains with variable meter.

’Twas the night before the apocalypse,

And all through the land,

There was a big problem

With very small hands.

The army assembled

And got ready to go

Hegseth was yelling,

“FAFO! FAFO!”

Fragile white men

With unbridled rage,

Screaming, “All immigrants

Belong in a cage!”

“They’re eating the dogs!

They’re eating the cats!”

Said Trump to his people

In their little red hats.

“The Constitution? What’s that?

Does it still exist?”

The people think not,

And so they resist.

The left fought back,

But here is the kicker:

Even the Democrats

Proved they were boot lickers.

ICE stormed through the cities

And tore lives apart.

They made tormenting,

and killing, their art.

Minnesotans declared

They were going to war.

After all, this is just what

wars are for.

There was news at first,

But then things got quiet,

When the media started

To censor the riots.

They arrested people

Simply for speaking.

The danger at hand

Is drastically peaking.

The Germans have said

That what’s happened is sad,

And if Germany said it,

You know that it’s bad.

But still no one listened,

Or cared, or thought twice,

Because life in denial

Was going quite nice.

Meanwhile, there’s the mess

With Epstein right now.

But we’ll just skip that part,

BECAUSE LOOK AT THE DOW.

North Korea, Russia,

Israel, and Iran—

All countries controlled

By half of a man.

They started to bicker

And then threatened war.

Nukes will be dropped

If war is for sure.

No, you’re not crazy,

It’s really this bad.

All that you need to do now

Is get mad.

Apathy can’t stop wars

Or save lives,

But standing together

Might mean we survive.

We are all afraid,

And tired, and broken.

But the time is now,

And the people have spoken.

Stop calling Congress;

They don’t give a fuck.

And wasting our time

Means pushing our luck.

You’re the hero

You’ve been waiting for.

Stop doing nothing

And start doing more.

But really… what are we waiting for?