I know this is stupid but hear me out😂

I have this neighbour. moved in several months ago and I have been observing him 😂.how he does his stuff, clean his house, hang his clothes😂yaani everything. I can't say I have a huge crush on him but he smells nice.

on Monday as I was locking my house, he was standing on his door locking his house too.he was in a leather jacket, had a head wrap( the black Americans kind😂)and he was looking hot. I became so confused that I realised I had left my phone Kwa nyumba nikiwa stage🤦.I went back laughing and cursing because how can a nigga make you forget your means of transport?

so this is my plan. I'll write him a note and slide it in his house without letting him know who the sender is. If he wants to reply, I'll give him a spot where he'll leave the note. incase of rejection atleast he won't know it's me😂😂😂.I've vetted my neighbours and he's one of the people I'll do this to. the other candidates are two ladies, I think we can really get along. this is really stupid, right? 😂😂🤦