Anyone here not going/didn't go to your NMother's Funeral?

She's still alive but has hurt me so much, and continues to do so, that I've literally just thought today (after spending all day wishing she was dead) "Don't even go her funeral!"

So yeh, does anyone else plan on giving your NMother's funeral a miss? Or maybe she jas already croaked it (lucky you!) and you didn't go?