Well boys I think I got my first DUI at 20

Long story short; in my town refusing to blow is an automatic admission to guilt. I’m a severe alcoholic, hence why I’m in this fucking sub in the first place. So one night I’m tossing and turning, I barely get sleep. My lips are dry, need to re-up on chapstick So I drive to the gas station at 5am and simply just buy chapstick.

However once I come out the car doesn’t start. It literally does not start, battery must’ve been dead or something. It’s too early to call a mechanic or any help, so I put back my seat and take a nap in the back of this parking lot at the gas station I’ve been going to for years.

This fat fucking middle aged black haired bitch with the ugliest bangs I’ve ever seen must’ve called the cops simply because I was just chilling in the parking lot.

I’m a severe alcoholic, so even if I feel completely sober, I would blow over because of my high tolerance and the fact that if my alcohol percentage isn’t up I am in severe withdrawals. So I refuse the breathalyzer. because if I blew over I’m spending the day in a drunk tank and I’m automatically guilty. I’m automatically guilty anyways, but at least now I can get a lawyer and try to work some magic. I’m only 20 and have no prior offences.

Anyways Car impounded ID taken and I have a court date in 2 weeks.

Cheers guys , only thing I’m worried about was my ID being taken, since I’m 20 I get ID’d… I need to buy booze.

HOWEVER! I ENDED UP FISHING OUT MY OLD ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOME DUSTY BOXES! SO CHEERS FUCKERS!