Initially he won by showing up ...........

then his instincts kicked in from decades of being the fool.

Immediately the tearing his jacket off and shaking his arms like he was having a seizure and going outside and dancing like an organ grinder monkey.

Then he took the stage and blew it. he could have owned the room.

Nope, there he was in all his ignorance of the moment glory.

It was perfect how he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

And shitheads will still give him money