I give up, I just want a quirk chungus life

I’m tired of the struggle, the search. Just give me a slightly chubby neck beard boyfriend with a lord of the rings tattoo, we watch rick and morty together and hit the weed vape and order doordash and cuddle with our doggo. It doesn’t sound so bad, really. Someone to care about me, to numb myself beside. We both know we can’t do better than each other, we both know life doesn’t owe us anything beyond the next instalment of minor pleasure. We don’t ask for anything much and when that’s all we receive we aren’t disappointed. It’s not us against the world, it’s us cuddling in our harry potter bedsheets and forgetting the world exists at all. I’m ready.