ITS GAME DAYYY!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP KRUSTY KREW CUZ TODAYS SHARKS GAME DAYYY!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL.. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! THIS AFTERNOON YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IN TEAL IS HOSTING THE EDMONTON OILERS IN THE HOCKEY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!! GET YOUR TAIL FINS DOWN TO THE SAP CENTER, PUCKS SET TO DROP AT 1:00 PM PST!! YOU DONT WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL OF THE EXCITING ACTION!! ITS TIME THAT THEY (pliers) LEARNED THAT THIS IS SHARKS TERRITORY. NO DRILLING RIGHTS SHALL BE GRANTED IN OUR WATERS TODAY..OR EVER!! THE FUTURE IS TEAL AND AS ALWAYS AND FOREVER GOOOO SHARKS!!
Posted Feb 28, 2026, 1:12 PM UTC
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