Only I can save Ubisoft

Only I can save Ubisoft. After studying Hollywood for many years to determine if they were pretending to be uncreative just because it was funny to do so or they were really that uncreative, I have determined that they are just extremely uncreative and run a nepotism ring so tightly wound that it can only shit out generic and unoriginal ideas. It's basically a front for a cult of satanic pedophiles who traffic underage children. Yes, that's right. Even when I am trolling, my ideas turn out to be frighteningly more original than the slop they keep shitting out. I could give myself a handicap and only make video games about sex filled with weird mechanics revolving around sex and with stories filled with unnecessary sex, and I would still beat them in the free market as long as someone had the balls to back me up financially. Yes, that's right. Even if I were to purposely troll the modern audience, I would end up with a strong following of people discussing the intricacies of my worldbuilding revolving around sex, and I would still manage to sell more copies than they ever could. Yes, that's right. I hope Ubisoft goes bankrupt for not making me an executive of their shit company.