26 [M4F] #SanJose #BayArea #Online Spill the tea over some drinks!

I am looking for a lovely woman to join me for a drink (not required) and an interesting conversation (non-negotiable). I have some fantastic tea that I NEED to spill to a complete stranger, and of course some personal bs revolving around a situationship that I really need to get over. Your advice would be greatly appreciated.

If you consider yourself a great conversationalist, that’s fantastic! Let’s skip the small talk and pretend like we are best friends reuniting after not seeing each other for 5 years. Bonus points if we pretend to run into each other randomly at the bar and act so over the top that we convince the bartender to give us a free round!

If you lean more to the shy side, not a problem! I would love to listen to your story and I will continue to ask plenty of follow up questions. I will absolutely make you feel like the most interesting and hilarious person in the world. By the end of the night, the people sitting next to us will think you are a high powered CEO who just closed a multibillion dollar funding round! (In all seriousness, I do love chatting to shy people to help them open up.)

Anyways… a bit about me. I am 26 years-old, 6’2” and 180lbs. I love to ski, mountain bike, sail, scuba dive, and play a bunch of random sports (though I did just go through major shoulder reconstruction surgery, so I have been a bit cooped up lately). I have a boring sedentary desk job, so I try to be as active and social as possible when I’m not at work. I deeply enjoy going on long walks with my dog while listening to audio books. Please give me all of your recommendations!

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The following was included in a post to r/ randomactsofmuffdive. Obviously not required as part of our interaction, but I am certainly open to it.

If all I get out of our interaction is a few drinks and a nice conversation, I would consider it a complete success. However, if you wish to continue, the decision is completely up to you; as far as I am concerned, you are in charge. If you want me to take control a bit, just let me know and I will happily step up. If you are interested in exploring more of your dominant side, I will gladly follow all of your instructions. If you are sick and tired of listening to me yap and don’t want to hear another word from me all night, well… you know where to sit.

Whichever direction you choose to go, it is incredibly important to me that you know you are the one in charge.

On the more sexual side of things, I derive pleasure from knowing my partner is having a good time. I would be perfectly content with keeping all my clothes on during our experience if it makes you more comfortable. I am also kink friendly. If it is something you would be interested in, we can absolutely discuss it further. Additionally, I have it on good authority that I provide exceptionally good massages and head scratches. I will of course provide up-to-date test results, and references too. (Joking… but like I can if you really want lol).

I look forward to hearing from you!