Dick comparing with "straight" friend results in humiliation.

Now this was many years ago so forgive my memory. But me and a friend were walking home together after some event we had both been to (probably football but I forgot) and we were being playful with each other. We usually walked home together and somehow things usually ended up on a sexual topic, we were both single and horny at the time. As it turns out we were both gay but didn't know each other was at the time, otherwise I think our horny problems may have been solved, but i digress. We were just talking about anything and everything on a path through a wooded area, heading out before splitting up to where we both lived. The conversation turns to crushes and who our male crushes were (I know it was a little obvious we were gay but at the time it didn't seam that way). We were guessing how big our celebrity crushes dicks were. The conversation then shifts to ourselves and he suggests that I have a smaller dick than he does, I said, "there was no way" and that he was smaller than me in general, "things are usually proportional 😉".

We argued playfully back and forth untill he straight up says, "fuck it, bro you are so on" and walks off into some trees by the side of the path we were on.

I ofc follow as I liked where this was going and I was being super cocky, this was probably the first time I had ever actually compared on purpose with another guy like this and it was super exciting. (Accidently comparisons when getting changed for football and stuff happend from time to time)

As soon as we were away from the path and hidden, he turned, faced me and pulled down my shorts in a pretty swift motion. At first I was caught of guard and didn't know how to act "straight" in this situation so I kinda just went "what the fuck" and got mad at him. Especially since I didn't want him to know I was hard. He ignored me and pulled his dick out aswell which was also very hard. Which immediately turned me on and took my breath away.

Now, we didn't have any measuring devices but he walked over to me, pulled my hands away (as I was trying and failing to hide my erection) and stuck his cock out poking me in the waist. I on the other had was no where close to poking him with mine. He was about 9" maybe a little less, and was very proud of himself, I was literally no match and it was about here when he went hard into humiliation... it was the hottest thing ever, and like I said we were both "straight" and being very bro ish untill this moment so everything that followed was like out of a fantasy or daydream. He immediately switched up, left bro mode and started calling me cute and making noises like he was talking to a baby, saying it's alright and that I never stood a chance, swinging and rubbing his dick in front of me like the most self confident guy in the world.

He walked in circles around me slapping me with his dick, I short circuited, so turned on and wanting to express it but also not at the same time. He laughed a few times, compared what my dick looked like to various fruits and vegetables making mine seam much smaller than it actually was, compared me to several celebrities that we had discussed minutes ago and made it out they would all outsize me (probably not all though) and it just went on like that for a little while. I was totally speechless.

He did one last comparison before literally laughing at my dick but trying to hold back aswell. Slaped my dick down and started walking back to the path. I was still stood there, I hadn't said a word. I bent over to pull my shorts back up, then HE WEDGIES ME, just a little bit, but we did stuff like that all the time. This felt different though, like it ment something more, established more dominance or something. Then we walked back to the path and made our way out like nothing had happend.

He would tease me now and again about it when we were alone in the following weeks, and kinda bring it up subtle In conversations with our other friends, I would always lightly punch him in the arm or something, tell him to shut up. But secretly I always wanted him to do alot more stuff like that to me 😅 maybe even tell everyone 🥲. He moved away a few years ago but it's still a fond memory.

Definitely something I want to happen again, what do you guys think?