Give me a good reason, on why I should not buy the universal baller right now...

I currently have a tempest 2 bundle stuck in transit, I am getting impatient, and vas is starting to kick in. The universal baller was actually the ball vape I was looking at before I ordered the tempest 2 from madheaters. It's starting to look even more appealing now that my tempest 2 is taking forever. Give me good reasons to not buy it 😭😂