What are your favorite jokes and bits?

I know this is probably a pretty commonly asked question, but I’ve researched as much as I can and I thought I could ask here and look back on past ones!! Today was my second day working at my job, and this is my first job ever. So far I’ve used the “sorry, my manger makes me give these out” and the “my name is _ but if i messed up then my name is _” and my tables absolutely loved them!